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Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Announcement
I have a very important announcement to make. I am starting my 2012 campaign for President today. I will be accepting campaign contributions in the form of change only, after all that metal is precious when melted back down! There will be a baby eating celebration at Panera Bread this Sunday to kick things off. Rev up your Cafe Press accounts for my campaign slogan:
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3 comments:
Go for it. Make sure you repeal the law about melting down change for metals before you melt it down :P
After we eat the babies, can we have an assortment of kittens and puppies for dessert?
You know that I am allergic to dogs, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make in the interest of getting elected.
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