Thursday, January 15, 2009

Memo to America

Dear America,

You're in deep debt. When in debt, it is a time to make sacrifices and stick to the essentials. That means if you're going to party, party small. Small parties can still raise spirits. If you've got money burning a hole in your pocket, maybe you should spread the wealth to those who can't afford to make the choice to party hard or to party modestly. Just a thought, since everyone's being told they should do with less in order to help those with less. 4 legs good, two legs bad. No wait... four legs bad, two legs good...No...

Sincerely,
Samantha

6 comments:

Unknown said...

I'm thoroughly confused

Heather said...

Either Samantha was a wee bit too subtle or you didn't read Animal Farm in high school ;-)

Samantha said...

We're in an economic crisis, yet we're having the most expensive inauguration ever. Couldn't those donations gone to a better cause?

Unknown said...

Ah, see now I have something to go on here. Are you referring to the AP estimate of $160 million for the total cost of Obama's inauguration and comparing it to the $42 million that actually ballons to $157 million when all the same costs from the AP estimate are included?

Samantha said...

Aren't we in a recession now? Isn't the point to try to make do with less? How is an extravaganza setting a good example? It comes off as a "Do as a I say, not as I do."

Unknown said...

Well, what he's doing is spending the money he has. Sort of like the American consumer needs to continue doing if we want to keep this recession from getting worse.